https://melvin-kellner.com/ 2026-01-05 weekly 1.0 https://melvin-kellner.com/cover.png Zen book cover: The Wind, the Flag, and the Fart https://melvin-kellner.com/lasagna_smail.png Snail about to eat lasagna - a humorous Zen image https://melvin-kellner.com/no_peeking.png No Peeking! sign in front of slightly parted curtains https://melvin-kellner.com/pooping_Amitabha.png Image of Amitābha buddha straining on the toilet https://melvin-kellner.com/germ_with_a_telescope.png A germ with a telescope looking up at a human eye with stars and badly drawn galaxies in it https://melvin-kellner.com/cat_on_a_plane.png A cat jumping from an airplane to catch a bird with some text saying to catch the bird you gotta think like the bird! https://melvin-kellner.com/monk_hurt_toe.png A monk sitting down clutching his toe he just dropped a heavy rock on https://melvin-kellner.com/who_are_you.png Two women asking a little boy who he is, the boy says nothing https://melvin-kellner.com/book_of_zen.png A serious looking monk reading a book on Zen with a stink cloud emanating from it https://melvin-kellner.com/lost_on_mars.png A who just planted a flag on mars unsure what to do next https://melvin-kellner.com/cat_chasing_tail.png Image of a cat chasing it's own tail in the shape of an enso circle https://melvin-kellner.com/meditating_monk_night.png image of a monk meditating at night by candlelight the moon visible in the sky. https://melvin-kellner.com/meditating_monk_dawn.png image of a monk meditating at dawn with a smoldering candle. https://melvin-kellner.com/ouch.png A cartoon illustration of a bald monk wearing orange robes and sandals falling head-first over a grey, sloping wall. https://melvin-kellner.com/slice_of_life.png Cartoon illustration of a man looking up at an orange cat on a roof, while a brown dog watches from a window inside and a grey bird flies overhead. https://melvin-kellner.com/do_you_come_here_often.png A cartoon of a tourist with a camera and backpack asking a monk in front of a Buddhist temple, 'Do you come here often?' https://melvin-kellner.com/joshu_dog.png A cartoon of a woman with a white dog on a veterinary table. 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Caption: Truth is, there's nowhere else I'd rather be. https://melvin-kellner.com/nothing_is_simple.png Bold typographic design reading 'NOTHING IS SIMPLE' across a tricolor background of black, gray, and white, with the word IS highlighted in red https://melvin-kellner.com/bumbling.png Cartoon bumblebee with yellow and black stripes and blue wings, faceplanted into the center of a white daisy flower against a bright blue background https://melvin-kellner.com/anal.png A couple reading books in bed. The man asks 'want to try anal?' The woman replies 'Are you insane, you're way too big for me.' The man responds 'That's not what I had in mind.' A cat sleeps at the foot of the bed. https://melvin-kellner.com/choose_samsara.png A smiling monk proposes to a skeptical woman at sunset as a monkey observes from above. 'Careful monk, your ego is showing.' 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He wears a red and green jester's hat with bells, and has blood on his face and lip. His expression is intense and defiant despite his injuries. https://melvin-kellner.com/jikai_pulls_the_ox.png A man straining with effort to pull a wooden cart by its shaft, while a large ox stands in the cart bed alongside some sacks https://melvin-kellner.com/ozymandias.png A simple digital illustration of a red baseball cap lying abandoned on a sandy desert floor, with rolling dark hills in the background and a yellow sun in a hazy tan sky